An Unwanted Proposition

Hi Blogger pals...finished a very long day of work here in the Back Forty....worked from noon until about 3am thereabouts. I had to Blog, as from what you could probably tell from the title of this entry, I was hit on yet again! Here is the script for my version of "An Indecent Proposition":

(Man- extremely hairy..can tell he's probably gorilla hairy Blech! pays for pizza. About to leave with pizza when he stops, and turns back to face Stranger at the till)

Man- You losing weight again?
Stranger (cautiously)-Yeah.
Man- How are you doing it? Having a lot of sex?
Stranger-(stunned)-No.
Man- Oh come on! You don't have a lot of sex?
Stranger- (still stunned and shocked)- I don't even think about that.
Man- You sure?
Stranger- Yeah (tone of annoyance)
Man- (laughing)- Well I'll see ya. (turns to leave, but turns back again suddenly) But if you want to, let me know.
Stranger (with disgusted look on her face)-NO!!!
Man-(still laughing)- See ya
(Stranger watches man leave with murder in her eyes, then shudders, feeling nauseated)

There you go. By the way, this is copyrighted...no plagarism, k? Yeah, it was disgusting cause 1) He didn't know my name.
2) He's soo hairy is nauseating to look at him
3) He was old...about 55, maybe pushing 60.
I could go on and on, but I know some of you have probably taken this moment in time to run to the nearest sink to barf your brains out. I still shudder when I think about it. Of course, I could have told him where to go and how to get there, but the business doesn't need to lose a customer either. So I got his money. What a prick. How was your day? Let me know. Blogger question...since this has got to be to date the sickest pick up line I've ever recieved (and from such a gross looking guy to boot)...have you ever had someone proposition you in this manner, and how did you deal with it? Zink, I know you already responded in a previous Blog entry about your worst pick up line, so for you, tell about the worst that you heard that happened to someone else. Okay, gotta sign off, cause I want to puke my guts out. A final word tho to all the gorillas in our midst (pun intended) Shave! Or better yet, wax or laser the damn fucking hair off...Women don't go for excessively hairy men...It's sooo disgusting. If you don't, then go live in the friggen forest or something! BLECH! Okay done rant-must toss my cookies! Blog ya later!