Someone Lynch Nick Lachey Please!!!

Oh yeah.. you guessed it...another commercial that blows, mainly cause of the guy who's in it. Yup..Nick Lachey..the stubble faced lothario of Hollywood and Musicdom. Have you seen this commercial for Clix body spray for men? Theres Ugly Nick..going about his day, and using one of those clicker thingys to count off how many chicks (and guys too!) look like they want to sit on his face! I really don't see why people get off on this cretin. With that nasty ass stubble, he looks like he hasn't washed in a fucking week. And yes I realize that at one point he was every preteens wet dream when he was with the band 98 degrees....but hey..what has he done lately? Oh yeah..he'd married Jessica Simpson, and despite the fact she gave him her virginity, he couldn't keep his own dick in his pants when she was away from him. I'm glad she dumped him..toss him to the curb honey! She hasn't turned out much better though..that video "These Boots Were Made For Walkin'" was a disgusting display of female stereotype if I ever saw it. I mean..she wasn't washing the car....she was practically screwing it. And the lyrics!! "Can I get a soo-ey? Can I get a Yeehaw!"...I mean..the classic sung by Nancy Sinatra was an empowering song for women, and now bastardized into a rant for fitting into the patriarchal stereotype of what men think women should be. Way to go Jessica you fuckin bitch! You just set the women's movent back 100 years! Pizzaslinger says she's gonna take The General, and shove that car right up your skinny starved ass if she ever sees you!!!It was as nasty as Paris Hiltons commercial for that fast food joint (the name escapes me). So I blame Nick for turning his ex wife into a skank. I mean look at it this way....he had a good thing..he didn't have to work another day in his life if he didn't want to....just cling to the skirts of his money earning honey...relax by the pool...maybe meet the guys for a beer. But no..he has to go fuck anything that moves. And so Jessica, pretty though she may have been, is wondering what those other girls got that she hasn't. Nothing really..but she thinks they have something, so she gets really skinny..almost Ethiopian skinny..does a movie with Johnny Knoxville (which I refuse to see..the original series always has and always will kick that movies arse) lets a rumor slip that maybe she and Johnny have been playing the game "Hide the Banana", and starts hawking products like Proactiv. Then does the crappy video..then the arguments between the two of them...probably about who was the prettiest in the marriage. Then the seperation where it seemed Nick Lachey didn't seem to give a shit whether his marriage worked out..then the divorce, and now he's on a Goddamn commercial about a body spray that I bet, if sprayed on the man whore, would make him smell like an absolute shitball! So I'd like to see that fucknut lynched, and pronto! I mean Nick isn't that great of a singer (and all you people who retort.."Oh yeah? Think you can do better?" I say No, but I don't think Nick Lacheys voice is that great either..so fuck off!) he looks like a dirtbag..his tatoos are crap, and he seriously needs to get a fuckin life! Fuck Him!!! With a Fifteen foot red hot poker!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!