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Don't really know what to post..sorry for the lack of entries this past week... mainly been feeling rundown. The other day I had to see the local chiropractor to fix my back, and the rest of the day I had some pain. Today my back feels better. I bought myself a back cushion for my chair, and it seems to be helping.
Hmm..I do have a mini rant today...near the end of my shift tonight I had a guy come in that had ordered a pizza sub.He says to me," You're sweating." Actually, I wasn't..I wasn't even feeling too warm..and I noticed that he was staring at my chest while he was speaking with me. This is the same guy who once asked me if I'd like to come to his place on a Saturday afternoon, drink wine, and listen to Gregorian chant. First off...this guy is like 55. Second off...I'm not a fan of "Sounds of the Vatican" or whatever the fuck buddy listens to", and third...QUIT STARING AT MY TITS!! HEY BUDDY! My face is up here!!! I mean how fucking rude can a guy get? You know? He must've been smoking a crack pipe or something. I just ignored him and took his money, but I think he shoulda left a tip for rudely staring at my chest. If he tries that again..well, I may let Pizzaslinger out to play. Whats funny about all this is that I don't have a chest thats stare worthy. lol.
Another guy comes in..drunker than you can imagine, and tries to flirt with a couple of 15 year old girls. I'm glad he didn't touch them, cause I woulda chopped his hands off with my knife. He was so drunk that he asked me 5 times if he paid for his take out order..then 3 times asked if I'd called the cab. This guy was in his 50's..and I thought..hmm 50 something dude hitting on children? Not good. Molester! I wouldn't be surprised if there are a few child molesters living here..there always seems to be people moving here trying to run away from something. Hell, there is a guy who lives in town that actually..umm....how can I put this as delicately as possible? He...romanced Fido..and got caught. And of course the "swingers" I mentioned in the previous posts. Okay..now I'm making myself nauseous. Gonna go now, and vomit. No Blogger question today...just pop by and say hello. Cheers.

3 Comments:
I don't think there is any such thing as a UN-stare worthy chest to a man!
Sorry you've been feeling bad. I hope you get back up to speed soon! Take care.
Hmm, lack of posts...
Loving your Pizza stories...and the child molester thingy kinda remind me of Oprah...do you watch Oprah on a regular basis, if you do, then you know what I'm talking about. She has a list of child molesters who need to be captured immediately, and if we know/ve seen any of them, we should report to the local FBI ...
that's why I wondered if the guy you mentioned is on THE LIST, or is he simply too bored...
welcome back stranger!
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