An idiot strikes again!

A wierd title I know..let me explain...
Those of you who read my blogs regularly (esp my Pizzaslinger fans) will know that I had posted recently about a dude who walked in one night drunk, asking me a lot of personal questions and standing way too close to me for comfort. Well, methinks he's just a sucker for punishment cause said asshole decides that he will make at least one graceless appearance per weekend, just to annoy me. Never mind his stupid inane questions and ridiculous comments..he has an unnerving habit of staring at me when he's here, almost like he's trying to picture me nekkid. Well, he decides to be a smarmy jackass and order a pizza 5 minutes to closing the other night. So I make his pizza, all the while cursing him in my brain. He takes his time eating it, and he's telling my Mom he's sorry for being a jerk the other time and doesn't know how else to apologize. Oh I could think of a way..how about coming in SOBER for once to apologize? Like theres an idea! Anyhoo..finally at 3:30am he decides to slowly put on his coat.. and insists on finishing his coffee before he goes..I tell him.."Take the styrofoam cup with you..I'm not keeping it as a keepsake or anything!" He says..."well..there's no garbage between here and my house." So I retort.."Oh I get it..you're one of those litterbugs who strew your trash everywhere. For Shame!" So he's ready to go..and he's just about to put his empty cup on the counter, and I tell him,"Theres a garbage by the door on your way out!" He said,"Well I didn't see it!" I told him it was kinda hard to miss. As he's leaving, he asks Mom what my name is, she told him "Beat it!" and was shooing him out the door. He then turns, looks at me and says, "Bye Beat it!". Pizzaslinger emerged from her slumber long enough to flip him the bird. What a jerk eh? I mean give us a hard time, keep us open longer on an already insanely long day, and then insult the proprietors daughter. He had it coming y'all..I don't give a rat fuck what he thinks of me.
Its kind of sickening how most men here think they can find courage, intelligence, wittiness, etc at the bottom of a beer bottle. Makes them do stupid things. On Friday night after a long 15 hour shift I'm going to the huge dumpster out back to deposit the days accumulation of trash when I notice it doesn't look right...I walk closer, and in the darkness notice, to my utter dismay that its been overturned. I KNOW it had to be a bunch of guys who did it, cause (not to put down men who live beyond the Back Forty) the men out here are absolute 'tards. And you never hear of women in this town engaging in such an activity, no matter how much alcohol is percolating through their systems. For there are women out there who are too busy getting impregnated...and out here they don't care what guy does it..I've seen too many pregnant girls out here to keep track of. I'm talking 18yr olds just outta high school, and one 16 yr old in school...Great! Another bunch of people my taxes will be used to clothe and feed. Like they never heard of the various forms of Birth control...here's another one these women should consider...ABSTINENCE!!!!! That one is 100% guaranteed never to slip, tear, break, or become ineffective in any way. I hope to god that none of these chicks presently pregnant in this town are carring earlier mentioned assholes kid...just what I and the rest of the decent folk around here need...more idiots running amok!
Anyhoo..thats my rant...my apologies to those who had to go with out their regular dose of Stranger and Pizzaslinger tales. My bad. Will work on that.
Still looking for more suggestions on a topic I could rant about...anything in the news you want me to rant about? If you want Pizaslinger to rant about it, let me know. The winner will be included in a story I will create about Pizzaslinger and her bad ass-as-yet-to-be-known sidekick...so far I got Oh Great ones suggestion for a Pizzaslinger tale..but I need just something that I could rant about. Not that I've run outta ideas out here..I do have a few, but may seem a little too much for this jaded crew. But keep the ideas coming..get creative get involved! The best reward is hearing from all of you...so just throw out any suggestions at all! Looking foward to ideas!!! Cheers!