I hate being asked for 'coffee'

Greetings and salutations! I can't believe I woke up at 6am...crazy. Usually I'm smacking the alarm clock around a few times before I finally drag my butt out of bed, but am feeling wide awake, which is good, cause I've got Casey perched on my shoulder. He's dancing to some Greek dance music. Yes, the bird dances, and quite well, I may add. He's fun.
Okay, so I wanted to type last night, but didn't get around to it. I had yet another customer go through the awkward routine of asking to go out for coffee. Considering how my first date was a coffe date, I bristle now when someone asks me. Since I am sure to write someday about all this , here's a short script of how this conversation went down...I give to you "The polite letdown"...
Customer- So, you work alot, eh? I bet your husband must get upset.
Stranger- I don't have a husband.
Customer- You don't?
Stranger- Hell, no!
Customer- You don't go out for say coffee once in a while?
Stranger- No.
Customer- You don't?
Stranger- Well, you have to admit, this town isn't exactly the epicenter of high-class entertainment.
Customer-Yeah, you're right.
(Awkward pause. Stranger busies herself cleaning the counter)
Customer- Well, if you'd like to sometime, we could go out for coffee.
Stranger- Thanks, but no thanks.
Customer- Okay, bye. (leaves)

What do you think? So yeah....to this guy's credit, he looked a little younger, not to mention cleaner and sober than the other awkward encounters, but still too old for me. Not to mention...i don't date, thank you very much.
You guessed it, Blogger question time! Okay...what was the worst pick up line you've ever recieved? And what was the most pathetic attempt a person (male or female) of asking you out on a date that you ever witnessed? Let me know...at any rate it should be amusing.
Until next time...Blog on!