Okay..another update on the car..and my Friday night

Apparantly, not only was the distributor fucked, the "alleged caddy expert", mentioned in the previous post, it was installed BACKWARDS!!! Yup..and the parts were loose. I read the report from GM on the car and the car was backfiring, and running quite rough. Not only was the dude completely inept, but he made a huge faux pas and installed a distributor that was refurbished! Umm..with Caddy's (esp a collectors like this one is) you're only supposed to replace parts with brand new ones. Unused. Pristine. I am completely appalled at the blatant misrepresentation. Don't believe for a second that these big corporations have "Qualified, experienced Mechanics" (their description..not mine) as they state. Its just their way of saying"..Umm okay..now what I need you to do Consumer..yeah..turn around...okay good. Take down your pants. Yup..Hang on I'm gonna shove this big corporate dick right up your unsuspecting ass!"
As George Carlin so eloquently said "The person who coined 'Let the buyer beware was probably bleeding from the asshole!'"
Wow..that was intense eh? I think my alter ego Pizzaslinger popped by there for a sec and took over.Lol. I have friends who think Pizzaslinger is really just me in waking life. Though I haven't gone Ninja on a customer who's pissed me off, at times I've been close and have to say..well, Sugarfoot..maybe you're partly right. Tonight I had another pet peeve happen. Normally we open Fridays and Saturdays at 11am and close at 3 am (add an hour of prep before opening and an hour after close to do cleanup) and anyone who reads this can agree that that is one long fucking day. Welcome to my world. Although my day started at 8am thereabouts. I woke up and took care of the birds. Then at 9am, stock was delivered to the restaurant so I had to go inspect it and make sure our whole order was there. Then to put it all away. After a quick jaunt to the Post office, I returned to the restaurant to begin prep. That was at 9:30am. Prep was done in time for opening at 11am. So I work all day and all night. Mom came home from Thunder Bay at 5pm, bearing gifts, so I was happy. She then said she was exhausted from the drive so I just kept working. She leaves aroound 9pm to go upstairs. It get close to 1am...I'm still working and working on my 3rd pot of coffee, and she calls and asks if the bars are busy. I found out there was maybe 20 people in the bar, so Mom says to close at 1:30am.I think "Great! An early night!". At 12:50am I get a phone call. A guy orders a pizza..and I tell him it will take exactly 20 minutes to cook. He says ok. So I make the pizza. 20 minutes later, it's done. No guy. Another 20 minutes roll by..still no guy. Its 1:30am and I waited. Finally I called his place. Got the answering machine. Left a message. Waited. Still no guy. Now I'm really pissed. Decided "fuck it" and closed anyways. After I finished cashout and cleanup it was almost 3am anyways..still no guy. So food gets wasted. And I'm out some coin too.So yeah..the biggest pet peeve is someone ordering and not picking up your fuckin order. I wondered for a while as to what Pizzaslinger would do if I let her go nuts...

What would Pizzaslinger do
If she were here right now?
She'd probably beat an ass or two..
Thats what Pizzaslinger'd do.
Friday night she waited there
For asshole to appear.
She tracked the little fucker down
And kicked him in the rear.
When he begged and pleaded Pizzaslinger
His life to be spared.
She took out the pizza paddle
And she beat his face squarrrrreeed.
What would Pizzaslinger do,
If she were here right now?
She'd probably crush a ball or two
Thats what Pizzaslinger'd do.
.....my apologies to the creators of South Park for this little ditty.
For those who've now run to the nearest basin to puke or for those who have fainted in abject terror..fear not..You have nothing to fear. Just don't cheese her off. And make sure you leave a fuckin tip.

Whew! I'm back. Wow..I need to put Pizzaslinger on some Valium or something man. She gets a little out of control sometimes. Shes like the Eminem of the Back Forty.